Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Sins of the Mothers

Here are some of the domestic sins I have committed this week (and it's only Tuesday):

  1. Did not remove dryer lint for MANY loads of wash. Could have burned down the house.
  2. Used bad words. Near family (thus the domestic angle).
  3. Wasted water by having to rewash bedspread left in washing machine. Put on bed, though bedroom may have to be flea fogged and it will probably have to be washed a third time.

There are certainly others.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Egg Beater Dreams

Clearly, sleeping with an egg beater is dangerous.

The Reason: It has little teeth and could poke you if you fall asleep and roll over.

It is much safer to keep it in a box under the bed until it's time to wake up and make more of a mess with little cups of water in princess teacups all over the house, and little plates of carrots liberated from the refrigerator.