Monday, May 26, 2008

Egg Beater Dreams

Clearly, sleeping with an egg beater is dangerous.

The Reason: It has little teeth and could poke you if you fall asleep and roll over.

It is much safer to keep it in a box under the bed until it's time to wake up and make more of a mess with little cups of water in princess teacups all over the house, and little plates of carrots liberated from the refrigerator.

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